What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 08:26
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Which race of women are the hottest?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
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Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do men like women gold diggers?
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Atque nihil laudantium distinctio sapiente similique molestiae.
No, not a chance
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
What motivated you to start reading books in English? What was the first book you read in English?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Next, they tried...
What is the best sunscreen available for summers? My skin is oily.